I’m a sucker for dirty, despicable celebrity gossip just like many other twenty-something women in the United States, but I choose my gossip with care. There’s certainly a line that shouldn’t be crossed and frankly I don’t want to hear about the botched plastic surgery of just any blonde bimbo. Unless it’s a celebrity I can relate to, or at least find mildly interesting, I don’t care. I’ll never understand why gossip magazines continue to put the most boring characters around on the cover. Below is a list of celebrities I’d trade my prized audi tt parts for if they would fall off the face of the earth so I’m no longer forced to look at their faces while I’m waiting in the grocery store check out line.

Kate and John Gosselin

Okay, what are these two famous for again? Having a ridiculous amount of kids and then landing a dumb reality show on TLC. The main reason I can’t stand either of these “celebrities” is that they’re unattractive. If I’m going to waste my hard earned cash on a vapid gossip magazine, I at least need something pretty to look at, something to aspire to. I find nothing of the sorts when I look at Kate or John Gosselin. They’re both old, tired and spent looking. The other reason I can’t stand these two is that they’re famous for having a bunch of kids. Who watches TLC anyway? I don’t care how many kids this woman was able to pop out of her uterus, it’s not that amazing. Anyone can do it, even a complete airhead like Octomom Nadya Suleman.