I’m a sucker for dirty, despicable celebrity gossip just like many other twenty-something women in the United States, but I choose my gossip with care. There’s certainly a line that shouldn’t be crossed and frankly I don’t want to hear about the botched plastic surgery of just any blonde bimbo. Unless it’s a celebrity I can relate to, or at least find mildly interesting, I don’t care. I’ll never understand why gossip magazines continue to put the most boring characters around on the cover. Below is a list of celebrities I’d trade my prized audi tt parts for if they would fall off the face of the earth so I’m no longer forced to look at their faces while I’m waiting in the grocery store check out line.

Speidi

I hate that Spencer and Heidi Pratt even come to mind when I think of celebrities I detest. They’re both so worthless that they shouldn’t even be on my hit list, but thanks to idiotic paparazzi, they’re all over the tabloids. The worst part about this couple is that I’ve never even seen one single genuine photograph. Every single picture is irritatingly contrived. They don’t even pretend to be normal anymore. And just when I thought (hoped and prayed) that their fifteen minutes of fame was up, Heidi decided to mutilate her body to the full extent with absolutely horrendously large breast implants, facial surgery and only God knows what else. I find it completely repugnant that the American public continues to be fascinated with this trash.