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Jest Practices: Best Practices for Humor in the Workplace

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Posted on : 21-03-2010 | By : admin | In : Humor

Most agree that humor in the workplace can have beneficial effects. Yet not all humor is good humor. The challenge: how to interject appropriate humor and fun into our serious jobs without hurting others or seriously undermining the company. When used appropriately, humor can work for you.

Humor that Uploads Also Uplifts


Humor has the power to make people feel special. When you include people in fun it simultaneously improves morale, reduces stress and facilitates team building. With the prevalence of telecommuting and workgroups scattered geographically, the challenge of furthering working relationships, bonding and building camaraderie is real. At one San Francisco Bay Area company a workgroup staged an elaborate Remote Baby Shower. The expectant mother, who was out-of-state, called in for a pre-arranged conference call with her workgroup. When she did…surprise! Everyone was having a party in her honor. They uploaded digital photos of a decorated conference room and each other, and e-mailed sound files with well wishes. Everyone shared in the good cheer. This creative use of technology brought employees closer to each other, figuratively if not literally.

Humor That Brings People Together


Workplaces are full of opportunities to use humor for the benefit of all. Milestones are a natural place to employ humor. Dress like the recipient as a tribute during a surprise birthday party. Other celebrations to mark anniversaries, project completions or similar accomplishments are perfect opportunities to utilize humor. Even surviving certain projects is cause for celebration and fun.


Holidays are another natural time to employ humor. Halloween is a time for contests to see who can best decorate conference rooms; for other companies the anniversary of their founding is cause for celebration. Silly speeches, skits and spoofs abound.

And the Award Goes To…


Staging award ceremonies is a great way to have fun, recognize each other and revel in the shared work experience. Whether the categories mimic those found at the Oscars, Emmys or Tonys, or are derivative, esprit de corps rises when the team laughs at itself and each other. Best Supporting Actor, Best Impersonation of an Inanimate Object, Best Special Effects, Most Likely to Secede, or Lifetime Achievement Award.

Humor Is The Winning Ticket


Pranks can alternately be uplifting or uprooting. A desktop publisher, on April Fools Day, adorned his co-workers cars’ windshields with mock yellow parking tickets, complete with envelopes for remittance. Upon closer inspection, these true-to-life replicas of tickets had whimsical offenses of significance to the recipients. The departmental joker’s ticket cited him for “excessive use of farce” and the hard charging corporate counsel’s infraction charged him with a “Failure to Yield.” Of course the initiator of the gag was later cited for impersonating an officer. Everyone laughed at the spoof once they realized it was a joke. Judge Judy’s signature at the bottom of the ticket gave it away.

Pole Position


A fast growing company didn’t have enough office space for full cubicles for its new hires. One unfortunate hire’s assigned cubicle had a giant pole in its midst. To her credit she never complained. Co-workers felt for her. One night they hit the streets, collecting various fliers from telephone poles in their neighborhoods. The next day when the new hire reached her cubicle, the offending pole was now covered with notices about missing pets, renters seeking apartments, cheap movers for hire and even local GRE study groups. Not only did the employee know her co-workers felt her frustration, it bonded them as well as they pulled together to help one of their own.

One Person’s Humor is Another Person’s Horror


When targeting humor consider targeting yourself. Everyone has a different idea of what’s funny and what’s not. Many a well intentioned prank or joke has backfired. One co-worker sent another a prank letter impersonating a local media figure. The recipient mistook it for real, interpreted it as harassment and called the FBI. Oops!

The Benefits of Self-Effacing Humor


When we make fun of ourselves it actually demonstrates our healthy outlook, showing we don’t take ourselves so seriously. As a result, we’re regarded as more approachable and down to earth. Don’t make fun of yourself excessively. Such humor loses its effectiveness with overuse.


Everyone from politicians to CEOs to Southwest Airlines flight attendants use self-deprecating humor – humor that makes fun of themselves – to get people laughing at, and consequently with them. You can too.


While gallows humor may feel appropriate during layoffs and cutbacks, strive to employ humor that uplifts and taps universal themes for best results. Here’s to laughter!

Since the age of eleven when he went door-to-door selling Used Jokes, Craig Harrison has been connecting with customers through humor. As a professional speaker and corporate trainer Craig Harrison’s Expressions of Excellence provides sales and service solutions through speaking. Contact him at (888) 450-0664, through his website http://www.ExpressionsofExcellence.com or via e-mail: humor@craigspeaks.com

Healing With Laughter and Humor Using a Vision Board

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Posted on : 16-03-2010 | By : admin | In : Humor

Laughter and humor have been popular practices in healing our mind, body and spirit; there have even been medical tests and studies that have proven that this is a beneficial practice in getting and keeping well.

The power of thoughts and emotions can manifest good in our bodies as well as create what we don’t want, just by what we are thinking. Studies have shown that a positive attitude or emotional state can boost your chances of surviving almost any kind of dis-ease, but what is mostly talked about is cancer.

Now it is even common for doctors to recommend different kinds of laughter and humor to their patients as a way of improving their immune systems and other serious diseases. Some of the doctors don’t call it law of attraction, but stick with a more middle of the ground statement of, will to live and/or fighting spirit.

One of the best methods is to have a Laugher and Humor Vision Map Video that you can watch on a daily basis and in the privacy of your home, car or wherever you have an electrical device to watch videos. You can watch this as many times a day you want and create a daily habit of laughing and you can even watch it several times a day. They are fun to watch and they remind you to laugh and to have fun.

Another powerful emotion to use when dealing with illness and/or dis-ease is love and spirituality; these are great for a hopeful and optimistic attitude. Laughter helps overcome the trials of each day, and when you create a way of laughing in the midst of your illness, you automatically shift toward a frame of mind that invites a healing outlook and an intention that you can diminish the dis-ease.

Even though cancer always seems to come up when we are talking about healing ourselves there are many other instances that work well with laughter and humor, such as chronic pain, divorce, death, loss of a home, loss of a friend, credit card debit and I am sure you can think of more.

Work on making it your goal to find something to laugh at every day, and to practice taking yourself a little less seriously and what this will do is lighten the situation you are in to a level that comes with more joy.

When you laugh an enthusiastic laugh it can help to reduce stress, maintain the right blood pressure, elevate mood, boost immune system, improve brain functioning, protect the heart, it can foster instant relaxation, and the reason it does this is that it stimulates production of endorphins, a natural painkiller, and reduces levels of the stress hormone, which contributes to high blood pressure and other conditions.

They now have laughter clubs and groups which have a definite format to increase and teach people how to laugh, it is a great therapy and one of these groups would be a great thing for you to check into and see if you have one in your area. There are also laughter and yoga classes where they combine the two and this is also very effective.

Have you ever noticed that when you laugh really hard, you stop thinking? It puts you right in the present moment and there is nothing better than being in the NOW, as it leaves all of our pressing issues at rest for at least a little while. One way to do this is to learn how to, see funny instead of trying to be funny.

Watch the Vision Map Video first thing in the morning and get your day started right and for sure watch it last thing before going to bed to cleanse all the events that happened during the day.

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Yes, There are Limits to Wedding Humor as Well

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Posted on : 03-03-2010 | By : admin | In : Humor

If there is one thing that is going to lift a wedding speech from the very depths despair, it has to be some patented wedging humor. Weddings are great places to find all sorts of humor and jokes running amok and if you naturally have a funny bone in your body, you would do well to let it loose, especially if you are deep in the throes of writing a speech.

Wedding humor is also great in that, applied generously and appropriately it can breathe life to just about anything that you say. Of course, wedding humor is also a double edged sword. You will need to keep it as clean as possible to account for any children and people with easily offended sensibilities who are listening in, and who might be lurking in the audience.

If you have rowdy or bawdy jokes which are best left in the locker room, leave it for a more appropriate time, and for a group of people who would definitely appreciate those sentiments. Another thing that makes wedding humor a double edged sword is the very nature of the humor itself. Your humor and jokes might be great, but have you ever heard of such a thing as, too much of a good thing?

Yes, there are limits to humor as well, and if you are slated to give a wedding speech, using the clichéd, and non-clichéd, bits of wedding humor can be a great thing and can keep your audience awake for the entire time. But remember to only give a veritable dusting of humor, sort of like the icing on a cake.

Wedding humor can also be a great way to break the ice when you’re placed next to someone you’ve never met before, at dinner. Just remember the punch lines, remember to make it funny and most of all remember to whom it is you’re talking, and about what you’re joking.

If you’re not someone who is comfortable with using humor, and you have trouble delivering a punch line with the appropriate panache, then use it as sparingly as possible. Even wedding humor and jokes can go awry if not delivered in the manner that it needs to be.

That said, if you can bring yourself to deliver even gentle lines of wedding humor, you will find your speech taking off, your conversation skyrocketing and your outlook on life become brighter. Just remember to have a smile on your face, and pretty soon without your even realizing it, it will become genuine and you will find it easier to laugh and make jokes.

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Nursing Humor: A Guide For The Layperson

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Posted on : 02-03-2010 | By : admin | In : Humor

Work in medical fields can be both physically and emotionally draining. Nurses are often subjected to things that most other people don’t deal with on a daily basis. This is the reason for the development of nursing humor, which is a special type of humor that is often only understood and appreciated by others in medical or health-related fields.


There are many jokes surrounding the interaction between medical personnel or even nurses and patients. These jokes don’t usually contain offensive language; however, they may present the nurse as less compassionate or even unprofessional. Nurses are taught to be kind when dealing with patients and families, but they are human, too. Sharing jokes like this allows physicians or nurses to put a positive light on the negative aspect of their job and cope with patients and situations better.


Medical humor is very unique – it defines medical terms in many different ways. Take for example, a liquid substance known as barium, used in radiology tests. According to certain nurse jokes on the web, the definition of barium can also be defined as the job of an undertaker. Nurses know this humor is beyond the normal experience of a layperson and usually avoid this medical terminology humor so that nobody is offended.


Most nursing websites have a forum thread dedicated especially to funny occurrences, or to nursing humor. This offers an outlet for those jokes that are just too funny not to be shared. Frequently, these jokes are also spread through email or handouts available at nursing stations. There are even a few Internet sites dedicated entirely to nurse humor, and many dedicated to expressions of general medical humor as well.


Nursing humor sometimes is concerning issues that only those in the medical field would understand and fully appreciate. These inside jokes might be about things related to the specific institution where they work. These are usually shared within the field and jokes related to things such as insurance problems or government sponsored health care are shared with family members and friends.


If you have a friend or family member that is a nurse you can probably remember hearing many tales of nursing humor. Most nurses resort to this dry humor to cope with the life and death issues they face daily. Check out a few of the websites that offer this type of humor. Read these bits as if you are nurse and you will have a better understanding of the humor

Nursing is more than a job, it’s a growing profession offering an astonishing range of choices and opportunities

Funny Videos to Keep the Humor Alive!

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Posted on : 17-02-2010 | By : admin | In : Humor

Go online and you will find countless funny video clips. Be it amateur clips to professional videos, animated versions to live comedy acts, the internet have all the formulas that will have you rolling with laughter!

A lot of websites feature funny video clips. some of them are video sharing sites where users can post videos they find funny as well as rate video clips posted by others. Several sites even feature funny video clips on their own. The user just has to browse through it without making any effort.

Who has the time to watch long movies that may seem to be amusing at first but end up being not-so-funny. Instead, you can go online and watch a relatively short video clip. That’s really convenient and won’t take much time either. The result – you have fun!

At CGAPS, you can just scroll for videos and find one within a few seconds, not even minutes. On an average, a funny video clip is not more than 5 minutes in duration. Say goodbye to the TV show which takes up no less than half an hour of your time to get you relaxed and have some laughs. If you’re in a hurry or need a quick break from work, funny video clips at CGAPS are the way to go.

More than any other kind of videos, funny video clips are cool in their viral effect. It’s simple. When you like a video clip, send it to a friend to make them be part of the fun too. In turn, the friend will forward it to a few of his/her friends. So, funny video clips spread like a virus but the best part is that they are not damaging, only amusing.

If you take your health seriously, this can be just one more way to be a healthier person. Laughing is good for you. Endless numbers of medical research teams have said that it helps to fight, prevent and cure disease. It’s like exercising…you breathe deeper, your heart beats faster and move a little if you’re laughing hard.

Now that’s enough reason to watch a funny video clip whenever you can!

Honestly, I can’t think of a better way to unwind from a long day at work, beat the stress or just take a break from the mundane daily routine. So next time you feel the blues, hit the mouse and watch your favorite Online Funny Video Clips to keep the humor alive.

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Humor Dating Rules to Crack Up Your Bones

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Posted on : 13-02-2010 | By : admin | In : Humor

Some of the dating rules are very hilarious and it does not sound right to call them just rules. The best thing to call them is humor dating rules. When i visited some of my friends recently i laughed till i could not laugh any more after a man said that among his dating rules is that he does not date girls who have fat or ugly friends. Number two of his rules is that he does not date girls who think pot-bellies are not sexy. They are just not fit to date together with one who does not praise the size of his manhood no matter how small it is. Another one came up with a really funny one. That a woman should never date a man who still lives in her mothers house after he is 30 years old. They argued that chances are that he has some hidden bodies under the board.

The lady also came up with other humor dating rules which had every woman thinking quiet hard. Do not date a guy who has the guts to go round in a car for a whole hour looking for a cheap parking space or to make it worse a cheap petrol station. You might laugh it off but it is serious. This sends a message that the guy is very mean with his money. For a relationship to prosper you need to share financial problems and a mean person makes you jump to the next one who might be a little more generous. The no romance without finance is a truly applicable slogan.

Ladies be warned. Do not take them as just humor dating rules they are real. Do not date a man who does not like showering. You might be subjecting yourself to torture of having to put up with a smelling partner. Do you want to leave under the shadow of your mother-law? Mama boys are dreaded by many women. That is why you should not date a man with a boob’s fascination. Why? Because the guys still want to be around their mums as long as possible. It is a sign that they adore their mother. Do not even think of going anywhere near a guy who has blow up dolls. It is not safe.

There are funny men who will tell you about their mental disorders on their first dates. To make it more humorous they propose to you on that very first date. Girl, run for your life because this is not funny. Humor dating rules state that; do not hang around with a guy who cannot scratch his balls in public. He is not disciplined enough to follow rules and regulations since this was taught to every guy by his primary teacher. Do not date a guy whose only idea of romance is a pat you on the back. These rules are funny and it is your choice to follow all of them. Do not blame me if you will be single after the age of 30.

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Humorous Speaker, Importance Of Humor

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Posted on : 09-02-2010 | By : admin | In : Humor

Some keynote speaker says that they do not take wit in their address because it does not get with their solace. In fact any system can take wit and it is a really invaluable instrument in speaking. Apt funny address relaxes your audience and creates more comfy feeling with you as a funny speaker. Humor could too take care to the level you are making; and it as easily assist the audience best recall your level. It really breaks downward barriers then that the audience is more available to your tips and ideas.

The better and almost comfy spot to discover wit is simply away your own private experience. Just believe backwards on any awkward time that you may get thought not amusing at that moment. Now that you are sharing the experience, you realize how amusing it is. There is an older saying “Humor is simply disaster separated by moment and place. ” Or just believe of any incident that was amusing to be shared. Here, you are not trying to be comic just seek to have it simple for folk to repay care

Here are some ideas on using wit to have your next address have much influence.

Verify that the humor is funny.

If you wear’t usually laughter or grin at the sketch, amusing tale, wordplay, gag, tale, or new forms of wit, so you certainly cannot require an audience to make then. A key to using wit is simply using wit, which makes you laughter or grin.

Use related Humor.

Do not take wit that is simply there to have the viewers laughter. The wit needs to draw in with some aspect of your address. For instance, I say about my experience of getting brace at age 50 and how difficult it was for me to have used to the wires and rubber bands in my lip. After I say the tale I take the level that you might get not had the brace trouble I had, but we all have facing in speaking easily, and what we wish to seem at today are ways of making it easy for us to be more effectual in speaking. This would in move take no sense, then be inclined and take related wit to your subject.

Start with impressive short.

A starting level may be to abbreviate a sketch and offer the championship as your wit. A stimulating still smart cable about a level you are making is one much manner of getting started. For instance, when I speak about inspiration and getting out of your simplicity zone, a cable I establish that worked easily was, “Orville Wright did not get a pilot’s certify. ” In your interpretation, feel for lines, which take you smile; believe how they may be used in your next coming address. Be cautious about introduction into a lengthy funny story–audiences are tight to forgive an unmarried cable, which might not be amusing, but they do not get more patience with a big tale that isn’t worth the moment. So you need to begin away with intelligent and inspiring bits of humor.

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The Funny Side of 2012

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Posted on : 09-02-2010 | By : admin | In : Humor

I know this topic is very serious and thousands of people all across the world, oops I am sorry, I mean millions of people all across the world are constantly searching the cyberspace to find a clue on how we can survive the deadly year of 2012 which will swallow the entire humanity in just one gigantic gulp. I often wonder what these people are up to because if the entire world is about to destroy than where are they going to find the hiding place? On the moon?

Well, the comic part of the year 2012 is that no one actually knows if the events will actually happen or not and the amount of panic already created is phenomenal. If you remember there was a same kind of hysteria going on when we were on the turn of the century and people were worried about Y2K and that a big comet from the sky will fall on us that will create huge walls of waves that will flush out the entire human race but we have already cross one entire decade after that year and still the height of waves are the same.

Hollywood always likes to cash on the hot topics and therefore Roland Emmerich came up with his version of disaster movie called 2012. The movie has some awesome special effects where skyscrapers fell down like pack of cards and roads and runways broke into pieces and John Cusack who is the best driver in the world is able to drive his car to different places without getting a single scratch. Finally, we see huge waves wiping out the entire India and crossing Himalayas where temperatures run down so low that water turns into ice than why the waves didn’t chilled into ice immediately.

Another funny thing that I hear about 2012 is that the Mayan calendar ends on 20th December 2012 and there is no 21st December 2012 as per their calendar which means that we will die that day. Well, if that is really true than governments should cut down the formalities of visa and emigration and allow people from all over the world to travel wherever they want because we only have two more years to enjoy and it would be a good idea if we could get a chance to do whatever we want in these two years.

I guess if there is a giant whirlpool that will swallow us than we should be ready with some huge surfboard so that we can enjoy the last moments of our life and you never know we might land in some safe place where we can hang on for few years. Many of us will prefer to move to Antarctica because the temperature there is really low and there is no problem of a tsunami down there and once you are in the South Pole you will never need a compass in your life because any direction you go it will be a north direction.

Written for our Humor category in Entertainment .

Movie Miss Takes That We Missed

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Posted on : 07-02-2010 | By : admin | In : Humor

I purposely made a mistake while writing the title of this article because we are going to talk all about mistakes and therefore there is nothing wrong in making a mistake while writing a word mistake for an article that is all about mistakes, right? Well, Hollywood have been entertaining us for more than a century now and we have come across movies that we consider flawless and therefore they have been critically acclaimed and won many awards as well, but there are some scenes where the actors or the directors have goofed up but the error is never rectified probably because the error is too minor and the film makers think that people will never notice such minor mistakes.

Recently I saw Avatar with my friends in 3D and it was an awesome experience, but directors should understand that when you are making a film in 3D you have to take care of the smallest details because 3D will display the errors more clearly. In one of the scenes where they are dropping the mobile lab at the Tree of Life, we see Grace smoking a cigarette which is almost half way through, but the scenes changes and in few seconds the camera is again focused on Grace and we see that the cigarette is a bit longer which means that it was just lit, or probably the cigarette was bought from some stall in Pandora that works the other way around.

Another movie that made history in recent times is Paranormal Activity which had a similar presentation style like The Blair Witch Project. However, towards the end we see that Katie goes down in the darkness and starts screaming. Micah hears the scream and rushes down. At this point the alarm light is off. We hear a lot of noises that indicates struggle and than we see Katie coming back into the room with blood on her shirt and when she walks in the alarm light is on. Probably this could be because ghosts have awesome powers to make impossible possible.

Since we are talking about Hollywood movies we cannot forget 2012 by Roland Emmerich where we see the futuristic destruction of our world. In one of the scenes which comes towards the end of the movie where the giant tsunami is already heading towards the monstrous size ship and the camera focuses on the countdown timer and shows 14:40 and than it clicks down to 14:39. The scenes changes and we see a huge tidal wave approaching faster and the next scene again shows the countdown timer which shows 14:41. Oops, I think Roland Emmerich just decided to give actors a grace period of 2 to 5 seconds so that they can get their shots ready for the climax.

Do you love cars? If yes, than I am sure you must have watched the latest installment of Fast and Furious. In one of the scenes where we see all the cars heading into a deep tunnel where they take a lot of turns and drive further deep, but amazingly Giselle is still able to communicate with others over the GPS radio. I really wonder if GPS system can penetrate so deep inside the tunnel.

Written for our Humor category in Entertainment .

Todays Humor T-shirts Break New Barriers

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Posted on : 04-02-2010 | By : admin | In : Humor

It was back in the mid 60s that message t-shirts began to really grow in popularity. Since then they have branched out into a wide range of genres including, of course, humor t-shirts. Over the years humor t-shirts have provided people with a sense of humor just one more comical outlet and at the same time provided loads of laughs for people who see them. In recent times though, new barriers are being broken as humor t-shirts and the people who wear them become ever more bolder and descriptive.

Whats So Funny?

So what is it exactly that you find funny? Most people in fact decide on a humor t-shirt of their liking on a whim, while browsing through places like flea markets. Also, people will often receive a humor t-shirt as a gift from a friend or relative who knows and shares their sense of humor. However; just as the Internet has changed so many other things in people lives, so too has it brought change to the way that people acquire humor t-shirts.

A Massive Selection

Not only does the Internet hold a massive selection of humor t-shirts but hay are also available in a much wider range of topics. This means that no matter how profane and offensive or mainstream and light hearted, you will find a t-shirt that covers the topic on the Internet.

New Digital T-shirt Printing Technology

One new and growing trend is people having their own custom humor t-shirts made online. Its now cheaper than ever to have done, thanks to new breakthrough digital printing technology. Digital printing has completely eliminated the set up labor and cost that comes with silk screen. With digital printing your design is simply scanned into he printer and then printed directly onto your shirt just like paper.

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